Who says that the only dates you can have are just with other hoomans? Tuxedo cats are right there, and they’re looking better than the guys you found on dating apps.

Let’s face it: the dating market is quite scarce lately. We are not left with a lot of options, and the ones you actually end up dating are definitely not the ones you want to introduce to your parents. So what do we do? We go search for the only guys who will be one hundred percent loyal to us: cats. 

Our furry feline friends are single-handedly keeping us sane and accompanied without giving us a handful of cringe-worthy moments. All they do is sit there, judging everyone who passes by, looking pawdorable and making us feel like the proudest pawrents out there. No cringe. No issues. No drama. Just floof and unmatched feline elegance. Especially if that cat is a Tuxedo kitty. They don’t need anything else to look fashionable, elegant, and gorgeous. With them, you definitely would have no issue taking them out or introducing them to your parents. They literally come with a built-in formal suit. How could anyone not love them?

My Tuxedo cat is a girl cat, so she’s a girlboss in a suit. She’s a little crazy, and sometimes she looks like there’s not a single thought behind her eyes, but she still looks stylish anyway. She may be silly, but in an elegant way. 

To celebrate our pawdorably sharp kitties, here we have a roundup of Tuxedo cats. We wish our dates could be as elegant and properly clad as these fluffy felines.